That Booger's Gonna Get Ya!
By Omar Miranda
Y
ou better watch out! That booger’s gonna get ya!” I remember instinctively laughing out loud, following my late father-in-law’s exclamation. He whipped his head around, while at the same time he violently shouted, “Hey!” and slammed the power tool that he was holding, down on the table. I suddenly looked up from the wood that I was sanding, and I wasn’t laughing anymore.

We recently had a death of a close family friend—the woman who basically raised my mother-in-law. My father-in-law was a close family friend of hers as well, so feelings were raw and tensions were high. I live in Georgia. Georgia is an area of the United States that is smack-dab in the heart of what many call “The Bible Belt” of the United States. Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary defines the Bible Belt as: “an area chiefly in the southern U.S. whose inhabitants are believed to hold uncritical allegiance to the literal accuracy of the Bible.”* To be honest, Georgia is more like the actual belt buckle.

I quickly learned that my father-in-law wasn’t kidding—far from it! He was deadly serious. He soberly shared a vivid childhood memory of an unforgettable, harrowing, and terrifying experience related to an interaction with what he called “a booger,” and he was absolutely convinced that this experience was a direct result of a curse or hex that he received by making someone angry.

Are Curses, Hexes & Spells Real?
So, what does the Bible have to say about spells, curses, or hexes; does a believer in God and His word have to worry about these? Are they real? What do you do if you think someone has put a curse on you?

In the Bible curses and spells are forbidden practices:

“Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you” (Deuteronomy 18:10-12, NIV).

To curse is to wish that bad things happen to someone or to something. I am Puerto Rican, and when I think of a curse or a spell, I immediately think of Santeria—a religion practiced in Puerto Rico that is a mixture of Catholicism and the practices derived from the Yoruba people in West Africa—today known as Nigeria. I picture someone pushing something sharp into little dolls which represent someone despised so badly that they want to push pins into—well, you get the picture. Then, combined with that action, the person typically utters a specific series of words, phrases, or songs that are supposed to bring bad things upon the unfortunate person.

Many people perceive Santeria and the engaging in other religious practices as just that: religious practices, and that’s where they stop. However, it’s much more than that.

The bottom line is that in our culture, we have largely become desensitized to witchcraft, curses, and spells. However, this is something that is very serious and very real, but do they hold any real power?

Can a Christian Be Cursed?
God has guaranteed Christians that they need not worry about curses and Satanic attacks because “. . . nothing can separate us from God’s love” (Romans 8:37-39, NIV). In fact, God reassures us that “greater is He that is in us [the Holy Spirit] than he who is in the world [Satan]” (1 John 4:4, NIV). A Christian is assured that God’s love for us is never in doubt and that the Holy Spirit is greater than Satan; therefore, we don’t need to worry with things like curses and spells and Satanic interference.
Biblical Curses?
The Bible is full of cursing. The word “curse” appears almost 200 times; therefore, it is a significant issue for us to address.

The Bible begins with God Almighty doing a lot of cursing. God cursed Satan for tempting Adam and Eve into sin (Genesis 3:17). He indirectly cursed all mankind when He cursed the ground so that weeds would sprout and man would work hard and sweat profusely in order to make a living from the cursed earth (Genesis 3:17-19). In Genesis 4:10-12, God placed a curse upon Cain for killing his brother. Of course all of these curses were God-given and well-deserved.

As we read through the Bible, we quickly discover that God provided blessings to those who obeyed Him and, conversely, cursed those who disobeyed Him. To curse is to wish that bad things happen to someone or something. God cursed only as a punishment—a natural and logical consequence for not obeying Him. Deuteronomy chapters 27-30 is a clear example of how God both blesses and curses:

“However, if you do not obey the Lord your God and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come on you and overtake you” (Deuteronomy 28:15, NIV).

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God is not the only one in the Bible who pronounced curses. Interestingly enough, most of the curses in the Bible actually involve one person cursing another! Noah cursed his son Ham when Ham peeked at him while he was drunk and naked (Genesis 9:18-27). Shimei cursed and spit on David as David was fleeing Jerusalem ahead of Absalom’s army of rebellion. Shimei was upset because David took over the kingship from the family of Saul (2 Samuel 16:5-8; 1 Kings 2:32-46). Joab wanted to kill Shimei on the spot; however, David wisely stopped him by honestly admitting that the curse was well-deserved. And lastly, Job’s wife tried to get Job to curse God and die (Job 2:9; 19:17), following him and his wife losing all their worldly possessions, children, and Job’s health.
Spiritual Protection Against Spiritual Attacks
First and foremost, I pray for God to surround me with a spiritual wall of protection to insulate me from any personal or demonic plans. After all, if God put spiritual protection around Job that Satan couldn’t penetrate without God’s permission, then He can protect you and me as well.

Next, I try to keep my life righteous and holy so that I open no door and give no opportunity for any curse to hurt me in any way. I pray Proverb 26:2: “Like a fluttering sparrow or a darting swallow, an undeserved curse does not come to rest” (NIV).

Then, I try never to leave the house spiritually naked. I want to be clothed in the armor of God against any spiritual attack. I pray Ephesians 6:10-17:

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that … when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. And pray in the Spirit on all occasions (NIV).

Admittedly, this last idea is a difficult one for me to do—because it goes against everything I naturally do. I think of people who have intentionally hurt me. Instead of wishing them evil and harm—literally cursing them—I try to pray for their blessing and prosperity. After all, Jesus instructed us in Luke 6:28 to: “Bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you” (NIV).

Finally, with gratitude, I remember that sin has placed the entire world under a curse. All of us have “sinned and fallen short of God’s glory” (Romans 3:23). We know that payment for our sin is death (Romans 6:23; Deuteronomy 21:23). Thankfully, when we receive Christ as our Lord and Savior, we accept that Jesus died in our place on the cross. He takes the curse of death for us and the curse against us is now powerless. Death no longer rests upon us (Galatians 3:13).

So, no matter what others believe or say about boogers, spells, curses, or hexes, in and through Jesus’ power, they have all lost their power!

OMAR MIRANDA, works as a freelance writer, author, lay-pastor, and a counselor. He writes from Plainville, Georgia.